All were columns in the Times Educational Supplement (TES) unless otherwise stated.
Nigella couldn’t give a roast duck for my arteries
As well as writing in my own name, I wrote under the pseudonym ‘Emily Shark’. This column ran on the back page of the TES and was illustrated by Grizelda.
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Below are some more articles taken from 2007, written under my pseudonym Emily Shark.
> In a pink fit over the green forms
Pitiful poet can go to street hell
Signor, I want to have your babies
Fantasy life gets moor romantic
Bang on time for the copier capers
Path to progress is not so steady
Easter Bunny’s free from filing
Oh, for the fluffy cloud of serenity
Existential angst and carefree ants
Slap in the face of the war-weary
Oh to run a mile from sports day
Barbecue yields handsome profit
Reading papers no way to relax
Sharpshooters get short shrift
Nightmare start to the new term
I’m Ryan. Like, I drive you mad
Pooled effort to bury the dread
A fondue in hell is heaven for me
Republican spies on the back row
This is snot a laughing matter
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